Abe Comments

I’m writing this ’cause my friend said that all I create is too damn intelectual. Read this, pumpkin. I always brush my teeth while sitting on the stool. I can save some time doing both things at the same moment. Then I clean carefully and completely the bottom. Well, as a matter of fact, before doing this, but after completting shitting, I get up (I must get up to reach the basin) trying to keep the buttocks spread and I clean the toothbrush. Than I’m finally able to touch the ass. I do what all normal people shoud do with the paper. Then I wash my hands. If the process of getting rid of what I ate before, seems to be longer I may brush the teeth and then take a book. I always keep at least two books in the toliet, ’cause, again, it would be a horrible waste of time shitting without reading. I believe that people are divided into two groups: ones who read in the loo and some who say they don’t.