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Yesterday we went out with our friends. First we saw a movie, then we had a couple of drinks in a restaurant. I do not have much time for leisure these days so it was a great occasion to talk with mates, to see how they’re doing and all the stuff. We had fun and I was laughing all the time. Well, everything seemed to be perfect but… We left the car a few steps from the restaurant. When we were approaching it I noticed a guy standing strangely by our car. Guess what! He was having a few moments of relief while pissing on the car!!! I could not believe it. He was messing up the car in the city centre and with people walking around. I sad: “Hey dude, what are you doing?” He looked surprised, especially when it turned out it was my car, but did not stop! He mumbled something about being sorry and that it was an emergency. My girlfriend was really pissed off but what could I do?! Maybe I should have hit him or, I don’t know, pissed on him??!! The guy left with a girl repeating he was sorry. Well, praise the Lord he did not shit on the hood!